Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Dreams 14

okay so kristine and i lived in this apartment that was on the third (and top) floor of this gigantic wooden house that was divided into like 30 apartments. Jble and a roommate also had a place there, and John and Ham shared a place there too, as well as a few other friends, the details of whom i can't recall. i remember Jble saying something about how his roommate had this 40,000 dollar server thing that provided some type of awesome security function for the entire apartment building. Where we were was somewhere cold because there was snow everywhere. We did a lot of roof hangout sessions. Then Kristine got mad at me for some reason that i no longer recall and she moved out up to this little room that was above our apartment, a kind of attic room or a tiny "4th floor". i was wandering around on the roof, and i decided to take the elevators down to the ground and go for a walk. The elevators were so cool, in my dream i called them japanese style but they were big and dimly lit, and they had slot machines and little tropical dioramas, one even had a smaller version of hungry hungry hippo mounted to a shelf on the wall. Needless to say, that elevator was my favorite.
So i wind up taking a long walk to Kid Rock's house, and we talk about troubles in relationships for a while, and then he gives me the coolest thing ever. He hands me this little yellow car that's shaped like the old school lamborghini diablos. Not the crappy new style ones but the old, superlow to the ground type ones. and it's not yellow like normal cars are yellow, but kind of a mellow gold, a flat, brown mustard kind of yellow, and at the top of the windshield, in the same yellow, is written the word 'LOAD'. Kid Rock tells me to press these two little tabs on the sides of the car simultaneously, and the car grows to a full size car! It's the coolest thing i've ever seen. I thank Kid Rock sincerely, and drive back to my apartment building beaming with happiness. when i get there, i shrink it back to small, and take the hippo japanese elevator up to ham and john's apartment, to show them this cool shit. When i get there, Kristine and John are hanging with a bunch of people and don't really notice me, so i show Ham,"Ham, look what Kid Rock gave me" i say, making the car expand to full size in his living room. "Oh, it's one of those new cars that can expand" says Ham, completely nonplussed and unimpressed as per usual for Ham...and then i wake up. Man i wish i still had that car....Does anybody have Kid Rock's #?


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