Dreams 1: January 22, 2006

I had this weird dream last night where me, hamilton, jble, tina and a few others whose names and faces I can no longer recall were on vacation at this pseudo hotel that was set up like a seven story elementary school (made out of cheap and sturdy materials). It was near a beach that was near the forests and mountains, the kind of thing you would find up north. We went to the beach, went to the forest like a normal type vacation, and then at a certain point in my hotel room (which was all the way at the end of the hall on the 5th floor), I realized that there were several shape-changing zombies hiding in my closet waiting for me to let my guard down so they could begin their reign of terror. They were currently disguised as tall knights like mean and silent versions of the black knight from Holy Grail (with glowing eyes). I grabbed my huge grey and chrome handgun and quietly slipped out the door to my classroom looking hotel room, with the intention of warning the others, whom I found on the roof. Hamilton already had suspicions so he left us to get his gun and was going to meet us on the first floor. Jble and Tina were freaked out and ready to try and escape, but no one else really believed me, so a few morons went to my room to check it out. I made Jble and Tina wait on an outdoor stairwell where they would be safe, and followed the others to the corridor where my room was. They were destroyed, and the zombies came towards me, now in the shape of malicious vinyl hobby horses, one of them with the corpse of a friend in his jaws. I hit him with a bullet right between the eyes, rounded up some survivors and went off to rendevous with hamilton. As I was headed down to the lobby, my old friend Andy Morgan called me on my celll phone. When I answered, he was singing some bizarre childrens' song. "hey man" I told him, "I'm being chased by shape-changing zombies right now, so can I call you back?" He said sure and as I hung up, we ran into Hamilton, who was dressed up like a woman in a purple mu-mu, with a black beret, some gold earrings and a little make-up. He said that it was to throw the zombies off, because they didn't like to kill women. He also had his gun with him, so we went to collect Jble and Tina, and they were alright, right where I left them, and then............I woke up to the sound of my dog barking. Oh, well, let's go watch some football. peace.